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		<title>Obama’s Inexperience No Longer An Issue</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. W. Kraft</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The race for the White House is about McCain&#8217;s experience and Obama&#8217;s charisma and celebrity, or at least it was until Sarah Palin was put on the ticket.  By far the largest legitimate chink in Obama&#8217;s armor was his lack &#8230; <a href="http://www.jwkraft.com/2008/09/02/obamas-inexperience-no-longer-an-issue/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_98" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 275px"><a href="http://www.jwkraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Palin-Winking.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-98" title="Sarah Palin" src="http://www.jwkraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Palin-Winking-265x300.jpg" alt="" width="265" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">What a roguishly maverick character, eh?</p></div>
<p>The race for the White House is about McCain&#8217;s experience and Obama&#8217;s charisma and celebrity, or at least it was until Sarah Palin was put on the ticket.  By far the largest legitimate chink in Obama&#8217;s armor was his lack of experience.  McCain has found a way to make sure that this is not a campaign issue.  Obama can not attack McCain on his lack of celebrity without exposing the superficiality of his own campaign but McCain could use Obama&#8217;s inexperience against him, could that is until he tapped Palin to be his running mate.</p>
<p>Palin&#8217;s experience amounts to being governor of Alaska for a whopping 20 months.  Being governor of any state is a tough job but does that qualify you to be president?  Isn&#8217;t that like being the mayor of Denver with more parkland?  That&#8217;s good resume&#8217; fluff if you want to be vice president of the Red Cross but we&#8217;re talking about being VP of the United States, one heartbeat from the White House!</p>
<p>I think Sarah Palin was chosen because McCain hopes she will be able to get people excited, that she will be a celebrity.  So, both candidates  tried to patch up their armor with their VP picks.  Its just that Biden&#8217;s experience helps Obama&#8217;s campaign and Palin&#8217;s inexperience helps Obama&#8217;s campaign.  I do give McCain some credit though, if all he wanted was a conservative Obama then he could have put Joel Osteen on the ticket.</p>
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		<title>Spare the Philosophy tag, Please!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a public service announcement.  For the love of the blogosphere, please do not tag your blog post &#8220;philosophy&#8221; unless it&#8217;s about philosophy.  Philosophy does not mean undefined, general, random, opinionated, or whatever!  Believe it or not, there are &#8230; <a href="http://www.jwkraft.com/2008/06/07/spare-the-philosophy-tag-please/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>This is a public service announcement.  For the love of the blogosphere, please do not tag your blog post &#8220;philosophy&#8221; unless it&#8217;s about philosophy.  Philosophy does not mean <em>undefined, general, random, opinionated, or whatever</em>!  Believe it or not, there are some people who really do want to read blogs about philosophy, and it&#8217;s really difficult to find blogs about philosophy, when every third post is tagged, philosophy!  It seems like half the blogs out there are called something like, &#8220;Nina&#8217;s Thoughts on Breeding Ringtail Lemurs, and Philosophy.&#8221;  Come on, Nina, is that really necessary?  <em>Phauxlosophy </em>(or <em>philosospam </em>or <em>spamosophy</em>?) is the most prolific spam on the internet except for &#8220;<em>natural anatomy enhancers</em>!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Dragon and That New Dynamic Politician.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an earlier post I wrote that I had been using Dragon NaturallySpeaking speech recognition software. I praised it and harped on it but alas, I have found the Dragon&#8217;s weak underbelly. Dragon cannot spell Arauca bomb, Arauca mama, Morocco &#8230; <a href="http://www.jwkraft.com/2008/06/05/dragon-and-that-new-dynamic-politician/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>In an earlier post I wrote that I had been using Dragon NaturallySpeaking speech recognition software.  I praised it and  harped on it but alas, I have found the Dragon&#8217;s weak underbelly.  Dragon cannot spell Arauca bomb, Arauca mama, Morocco bomb, aaaahhhh B.A.R.A.C.K. O.B.A.M.A.  Dragon can&#8217;t spell the name of that new dynamic politician. For your amusement, I have kept a running tally of all the various things Dragon has called For Rocco Momma.  Complete with commentary</p>
<p><strong>Brock of Mama</strong><em> I&#8217;m at a loss on this one</em><strong>.  A Bonus </strong><em>a bonus sounds good, I think.</em><strong>  All Ballmer </strong><em>he did play baseball.</em><strong>  We&#8217;ll Bomb </strong><em>I doubt it, he&#8217;s more of a talker than a fighter.</em>  <strong>whoObote</strong>, <em>ask the neighbors to the north</em>.  <strong>A Bomb On</strong><em> this seems to be a recurring theme</em>.  <strong>A Ball And</strong> <em>balls and bombs, what&#8217;s up with this guy? </em> <strong>Old Drama</strong><em> Its getting there quickly</em>.  <strong>Overall My</strong><em>&#8230;What? Over all your what?</em>  <strong>A Ball and, A Bomb</strong><em> Oh dear</em>.  <strong>Oh Bottle</strong> <em>Oh yes!</em> <strong>Morocco Bomber</strong> <em>No, Kenyan, Kenyan Bomber. </em> <strong>Ab Rocco Bomba</strong><em>, in his first appearance with Secret Squirrel!</em>  <strong>COBOL</strong><em> An ancient and secret organization of intellectual elites!</em> <em>And last but not least</em>, <strong>Will Mamma</strong>, <em>what choo talkin &#8217;bout Will Momma for?</em></p>
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